tattlebase

Database composed of information relating the indiscretions of coworkers.

Amanda duly updated her tattlebase when she noticed Alan coming back from lunch two hours late.

by alan holloway August 16, 2007

turtle it

When the open-minded; optimistic bud-smoker decides to not throw away the roach and use what's left of it. Usually what's left is placed into a relatively small piece or pipe and for the really determined ones, sometimes even stashed away for later when enough roaches equal a gram.

Pot-Head A: Hey you can throw that out man, it's just the roach. Pot-Head B: I'm gunna make your hair static if you ever say something like that again. Dude, we're goin to turtle it.

by TMC (The Marvelous Christian) October 5, 2009

Turtle

Substitute for using touche during an argument/discussion - from the Touche Turtle TV programme.

Turtle

by Prinnyf June 7, 2011

Turtle Milkshake

To give a man head while he is very soft and cold so that the penis looks like a turtle poking its head out.

My girl really loves me, I had gotten out of the pool and hit some cold air and had shrinkage on an epic level, so she gave me a turtle milkshake to make me warm up.

by Animefreakgoddess July 6, 2011

Turtle

To crouch down and cover ones head with arms during a fight.

I was going to punch him but he turtled! What a coward.

by Testudine March 7, 2012

Turtle Breath

Turtle Breath is the fart that precedes the Turtle head. It is directly out of the mouth of the turtle head therefore more rank smelling than usual.

Mate that fart is really RANK!

Yeah I know, it's the Turtle Breath

by Strandhogg December 14, 2012

tittle litties

little titties, rearranged as to not sound so offensive.

Damn! that sucks. shes got some tittle litties

by 1manofsteel December 30, 2012