Washed

When you can't hit for shit when your botting

I am so washed, I hit 0 pairs with wrath on the Yeezy supply drop today.

by washedbotter June 22, 2021

Wash my turtle

Wash my turtle is used by someone ironically saying that he has a lot of important things to do.

I can't go out today.I have to wash my turtle.

by Fotindigo January 25, 2019

Power washed

When you get all set up and comfy that a lover wants to get serious and they blow you off.

I was completely power washed by him.

by Eyecart October 29, 2017

Wash Dem Dishes

A term made by President Nick Atkinson meaning clean your vagina

Tyler:Aye You See That Girl..I Ate Her Out
The Prez:You I Heard She Dont Wash Dem Dishes

by President Nick February 17, 2014

Eye Wash Station

When you're about to cum, you put your dickhole right on her eye and blast.

Last night Ashley never saw that eye wash station coming, now she won't see anything coming for a while.

by 666tacos April 10, 2019

Washed up

A celebrity that finds it hard to hide the fact that they're lying, and it shows.

That celebrity was so washed up when talking about climate change that I thought she was having a stroke.

by AtlanticComputer August 27, 2020