Evan Turpin

The douchest man alive.
Wears douchy glasses.
Wears collared shirt and khakis.
by Steven2210 December 17, 2017
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Evan-tax

A formal ruling that anyone who yaps more than ninja talks about his low taper fade in Evan’s vicinity must pay a tax.
“You must now pay the Evan-tax for yapping more than ninja talks about his low taper fade. You are a generational yapper.”
by Evan-tax March 26, 2024
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Evan hough

Blue toothed unathletic idiot who runs into trucks and can’t walk straight what would we do without him as he is so annoying and nobody likes him
Someone ran into a truck it must be Evan hough
by Nigga man Cole December 13, 2018
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