Clam slide

When a female wipes her ass by placing her rump on the carpet while sliding backwards

Damn that bitch really did the clam slide on my brand new carpet

by The clam slide creator July 24, 2022

Clam lo mein

When a girls clam is hidden by an abundance of pubic hair, resembling a bowl of lo mein noodles.

Yea she's hot, but damn that thing is hairy. Some serious clam lo mein.

by Freshboi May 17, 2021

shucking the bearded clam

The act of inserting ones fingers into the hairy vaginal orrifice of a female. Usually two to three fingers are inserted, although, depending on females' orrifice diameter, more fingers may be necessary. Normally fingers are held in a hook style position and rammed in and out at a pace intended to pleasure said female and aid her in becoming moist.

Jim and Eric where discussing the activities of the previous night.

Jim: Dude, that party was crazy last night! I

Know you were totally wasted. I saw you

disappear with that chick at like 3am.

You hit that son?
Eric: Yea dude it was awesome, i took her in

back room and smashed it. She was

ready to go after I got done shucking the bearded clam.

Jim: That's what's up man! So the puss was

nice and hairy Huh?
Eric: It was hairy, but I was too far gone to give

A fuck. I just needed to drain my balls.

by FairladyZ February 05, 2015

Clam and Cheese sandwich

Verb- The act; performed by a woman in which she wears nothing but an apron to make a grilled cheese and proceeds to rub the cheese bread on the surface of her hoo haa and serves the meal

Man 1: How are you and your girlfriend doing?
Man 2: Fuck that bitch she fed me a clam and cheese sandwich and I socked the shit outta her

by Pooplinguist November 26, 2019

county clam

It’s one of those sluts that is bigger than the town pump.

Man Tina is just a slut but Crystal she’s just a county clam Who has double her numbers in dicks taken!

by Sevenisfunny April 21, 2018

Clam Grab

When a woman steals a mate from another woman; i. e. the female equivalent of a cock block.

Brenda manged clam grab Rob from Kelly.

by Master M T March 16, 2009

cincinatti clam chowder

The mix of vaginal and seminal fluids that result when all the men in a gang bang ejaculate inside the woman in quick succession.

Not to be confused with a Cleveland Brown Chowder when the gang bangee (male or female) receives the man chowder anally.

Even though Ohio is landlocked, it's still a great place for some Cincinatti Clam Chowder.

by FlowerPuss January 31, 2016