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one in the departure lounge

1. to have fecal matter in urgent need of ejection
shit man i got one in the departure lounge and ther aint no public toilets in Kreblekistan
one in the departure lounge by Ricey December 17, 2002

one hit blunder 

(n) a specific type of one hit wonder in which the artist's one and only hit defies all logic and reason
"The Heights" is one of the best examples of a one hit blunder: they are a fake band that performed the bland, generic theme to their low-rated TV show that was cancelled after less than half a season. Despite all this, "How Do You Talk To An Angel" actually spent TWO weeks at #1 in 1992. Wouldn't people have at least tuned in to the show to hear that fantastic theme?!
one hit blunder by BeardedFatass January 7, 2004

one eyed bull fly

A mythical creature that symbolizes friendship and good times.
That was such an one eyed bull fly time, I miss those days.
one eyed bull fly by Talija May 8, 2006

One in Ten drinking game 

For ages 14 and up.

Needs to be atleast 3 players, beer and a pen.

The object is to be the first player to finish your beer. Players who fail to finish their respective beers must engage in a chug-off. The slowest player is disqualified from the next round.

In each round the player with the pen chooses a number between 1 (One) and 10 (Ten). The player writes the number on their hand and passes the pen to the left. The player recieving the pen then guesses the number on the players hand along with the remaining players.

Each player gets one attempt to guess the number.

A community beer is placed in the middle of the table to serve as a thirst quencher. THE COMMUNITY BEER MUST BE GONE BEFORE SOMEONE CAN WIN. If a person finishes before the beer is gone the winner then adopts the community beer and continues to play.

SCORING:

If you guess the number you get to drink for ten seconds.

If you guess one number away you get to drink for 5 seconds.

The players not drinking will all count to the specified number (5 or 10).

If no one guesses right on or either one away the closest guesser gets a gulp of beer.

CLAUSES:

CHEATING will allow the non cheaters to each have a gulp of their beer.

If you spill your beer you loose.

Everyone must count and finish together.

Once you finish your beer you must yell finished.

If your beer foams up the non foamers all get one gulp.
One in Ten drinking game should be played whenever possible. Be it a hard day or just boredom, there is no excuse not to play.

One Bitch Bootcamp 

A person, typically female, whom not only excels at being a bitch to such a degree that a series of non-bitches could learn to be legendarily bitchy, but also projects bitchiness in such a way that it becomes the problem of those aroud his or herself.
She is not only a bitch on her own time but Jennifer is a bitch around me too, making it my problem and her a One Bitch Bootcamp.

One Foot Skanking 

An adaption of skanking where people brocking out to dubstep or dnb will skank with one leg out infront, using only one leg on the floor.
Yo, chuffnut... let's do some one foot skanking to this next tune!
One Foot Skanking by mark_h__ November 2, 2008