mike penis

a Man so legendary he was named after his Fathers Penis

Mike Penis is named after his Father Mike

by MC Niggerman December 27, 2020

Penis Brothers

Penis Brothers are two men who take their flaccid penises and tie them together in a knot. Then they have to wait for them both to be erect for ultimate penis bro’s experience.

Yeah Oliver and Jonny are penis brothers

by BentBoi April 25, 2020

jap penis

small dick

joe; you have a jap penis
mark; what does that mean
joe; u have a small dick

by chinese penis July 07, 2018

Penis Enthusiast

noun. One with great love or appreciation for penis.

Eve loved penis to such an extent that she was known throughout the land as a penis enthusiast.

by JoeBiden1776 August 11, 2011

penis breath

A condition that develops during the act of oral sex, usually lasting under an hour depending on amount of ejaculate one has had in their mouth. This is a normal condition and should not require medical attention unless chronic penis breath develops. Usually clears up with two Altoids, or in serious cases, brush your teeth, floss, use mouthwash, and then forget it.

See also: Breath Cancer.

I have penis breath even though I didn't swallow. He had the worst tasting cum ever.

by metalslut July 05, 2019

Change Of Penis

To have a change of heart about having sex with someone. A change of heart, in your love part. A change of plans, in your pants.

Originally I didn't wanna hook up with her, but once I saw her naked I had a change of penis.

by Rigo Sol October 30, 2013

Imran penis

A person with the name Imran who automatically has a small penis also used to describe someone with a small penis and denies that they do

The smallest shit you'll probably see in your entire life.

Some consider a person with the Imran penis to be women but it is not confirmed yet
Used as a synonym (Imran penis) to saying someone has a micropenis

Joe: you're a cunt
Peter: well you probably got a Imran penis

by UserVetTrill November 07, 2020