Ass Sugar

The act of snorting cocaine from a strippers asshole.

Man last night Greg and I were doped the fuck up, he got a bit of ass sugar from one of the girls.

by MissMurderess January 17, 2017

Bean Ass

Commonly used to describe the explosive diarrhea one experiences from bad Mexican food (ie. Taco Bell).

Sage: I ran into Michael, he just got back from Chipotle and had a bad case of bean ass.

by mmmmmbags January 9, 2015

Ass-drafting

When exercising, this a method of self motivation that involves getting behind someone attractive and letting their hot ass pull around the track to do more laps.
May also be done on treadmills.

Q: What are you doing?

A: I'm going up to the park to run a few laps. Yup, I'll be ass-drafting my way through a 5K.

by Zotts June 17, 2010

Ass Paper

The paper you use to wipe your ass

I just ran out of ass paper

by Karim17 June 22, 2016

meme ass

When you sit on the toilet too long while looking at memes until you can't feel your ass.

Felix: I was on the toilet so long that my legs fell asleep and I can't feel anything!

Jeff: You must have a bad case of meme ass.

by GlacialSubway July 26, 2017

Ass Snuffed

When someone farts on you or your stuff without your knowledge.

When Johnny went to take the trash outside, LiL Jimmy ASS Snuffed his fork. Leaving Johnny with a bad taste in his mouth after lunch.

by Jedi Mind Trick December 14, 2008

Poopy Ass

When a dog has shit stuck to its ass and is all moody about it, so it drags its butt on the carpet to get it off. Also used to insult someone who is being a bitch about something that someone or something did to them.

Bro stop being so poopy ass.

by Tiny Dick Rick June 9, 2019