The aggressive smearing of a vagina on an unwilling victim's face. Often used as a prank to awaken asshole men, but is also effective as a defense tactic when attacked by mountain lions.
Similar to teabagging, but far better as a weapon, since 1) testicles are weak, difficult to aim, and easily bruised, and 2) a face taco can potentially kill a victim by suffocation.
Similar to teabagging, but far better as a weapon, since 1) testicles are weak, difficult to aim, and easily bruised, and 2) a face taco can potentially kill a victim by suffocation.
John: This morning my girlfriend woke me up with a face taco; I thought I was under attack by a burglar with a fleshlight.
Bob: Yeah, same; I was dreaming that I was Luke Skywalker, about to freeze to death on Hoth, so I crawled inside my dead tauntaun for warmth. After I woke up, it took me 5 minutes to realize I wasn't still inside its carcass.
John: I would break up with her if it wasn't for all the mountain lions.
Bob: Yeah, same; I was dreaming that I was Luke Skywalker, about to freeze to death on Hoth, so I crawled inside my dead tauntaun for warmth. After I woke up, it took me 5 minutes to realize I wasn't still inside its carcass.
John: I would break up with her if it wasn't for all the mountain lions.
by Taco22222 September 23, 2014
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For short references you can usedbf. You can use it as freely as you want in front of this douchebag face and they will never know.
For short references you can usedbf. You can use it as freely as you want in front of this douchebag face and they will never know.
So I know this guy, and he's the biggest DBF ever.
You're such a douchebag face.
What a douchebag face!
Brenna: I can't stand him, he thinks he's God's gift to earth...
Steph:...when he really is only a douchebag face. It's okay.
You're such a douchebag face.
What a douchebag face!
Brenna: I can't stand him, he thinks he's God's gift to earth...
Steph:...when he really is only a douchebag face. It's okay.
by Stephaknee August 1, 2009
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by John Gaskell March 24, 2004
Get the Stroke Face mug."I'm a Two-faced cunt that dosent really know what the hell she wants, please dont mistake my apparent feelings for you as real feelings, even though I tell you they are, cause it is in my nature to say one thing, do another, and claim to have done a third."
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