front butt

front butt , when the breast are pushed up by a bra , or by a support device . makeing them look like a butt or butt cheecks .
dude , your grandmother has sweet front butt !

by tbonejthanner August 17, 2007
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butt gnome

1) A small woodland creature that lives in the hair forest in and around ones Anus. Usually the thicker said forest, the larger chance one would be infested by Butt Gnomes. Usually found in males, but females can become infected if they have a hairy anus as well.

2) Term used as a verbal attack. Who would want to live in a forest of anus hair?
Example 1:
Josh: "How are your Butt Gnomes doing?"

John: "I found one today, when I had my finger in my ass."

Jason: "I will rape him later."

Example 2:
Josh: "Look at my popped-up collar! I am the coolest man alive!"

John: "Whatever, I am pretty sure Butt Gnomes pop up their collars too... What a fag!"
by Face February 23, 2005
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butt lift

The amazing moment when one, who is usually engaging in foreplay with a woman while on top of her, tries to tug off her pants and she lifts her gluteus maximus to make said action easier. It is the closest thing to her sayin she wants sex. However, don't mistake this action as fully giving consent.
"I was making out with the girl I had been going out with for a little while, and when I reached for her pants, she gave me the butt lift. It was my happiest moment with her up till then."
by macboy1888 June 28, 2005
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Butt doctor

a proctologist,a doctor who specialises in intestines and anuses
"i need to go to the proctologist,i might have colon cancer,i sure hope that butt doctor is gentle"
by misko August 27, 2007
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Butt Shark

A person who constantly seeks opportunities to kiss ass.
Watch ot for Jones, he's a Butt Shark.

Smith will Shark you to get ahead.

That asshole Jackson sharked me in front of Maintenance Control.
by Ed USN RET March 10, 2006
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butt calipers

A standard system of measurement for determining if a girls booty is in the correct size range. This is done by placing the tips of your thumbs together and pointing your pinkies straight out to determine if a females butt fits within that size range. This system of measurement can be misleading if you have been drinking and your calipers become more flexible leading to a morning of shame and self-loathing.
Situation 1:
Justin: "I was drinking too much last night and my butt calipers caused me to bring home a heffer."

Chris: "That's unfortunate, you should probably chalk this one up to a slump buster"

Situation 2:
Samer: "I saw this girl at the club last night and was so excited when she fit perfectly within my butt calipers. Unfortunately it turns out she was like sixty years old!"

Nick: "You still had sex with her didn't you?"

Samer: "You're focusing on all the wrong details."
by cmoney55 September 09, 2011
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front butt

When a woman gets so fat her gut resembles a butt. Verticle crack and all.
Mama carries a front butt
by jeffrey November 10, 2004
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