fruit fly

true definition is an annoying woman who hangs around gay men solely because they are gay and therefore her fashion accessory

all of the other definitions here are simply fag hags - the crux of a fruit fly is they are annoying and will not leave you alone

ever since QAF we can't go anywhere without attracting that fruit fly

by batboynl September 1, 2009

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the act of grabbing your dick and balls and turning them upside down. it resembles a fruit fly. while you have a fruit fly you must make a fly like noise while a unexpecting person looks at it.

"Dude i wipped out a fruit fly on Zack last night and he wouldnt look away."

"wow what a fag"

by asian nips July 9, 2010

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Fruit Picking

Fruit picking is what causes lesbianism in prehistoric hunter-gather female groups. Since women traditionally stay back at the cave and go out and pick fruit while the men go hunt meat, they hang around each other alot and that leads to fun with the "fruit" and therefore to cave-women lesbianism. (Its a New Zealand thing)

"Those two over there with the fruit, they are so botch, I bet those two are fruit picking, ae" wink wink.

by McLovin - McGee March 5, 2009

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jermarious

OH MY GOSH, is that jermarious trying to act all cool again? Damn. hes such a fucking fruit cake.

by chococherryberry March 29, 2011

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fruitbasket

A man touch the privacy of another man from behind.

Reggie Evans causing a nation of male TV viewers to grimace in unison (if you didn't see him fruitbasket (fruitbasketing) Chris Kaman, consider yourself lucky, as it cannot be unseen)

By Chris Ballard of SI

Wednesday May 3, 2006 12:08PM; Updated: Wednesday May 3, 2006 5:18PM

by Rhoong May 14, 2006

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