Fruitcaking 

The act of sticking dried fruit up someone's butt.

Hey, would you be interested in fruitcaking my butt?

Fruitcaking by Marshmallow Dandies February 4, 2017

fruitcakism 

to be like a fruitcake, utter foolish insane type behaviour.
fruitcakism is fruit and cake suffixed with ism to mean pure nonsense!!

A collective term for mass stupiditiy.

Charlie Sheen's accused of being 'the vatican warlock assassin..so the media hysteria over what was an in joke between Charlie Sheen and Alex Jones is fruitcakism.

fruitcakism by Burnt-Spider March 22, 2011

Fruitalingus 

Oral stimulation of the outer rim of a fruit cup.

Seth, stop giving those fucking peaches fruitalingus.

Fruitalingus by Christiano McBeth September 10, 2006

fruitchkin 

A fruity small person. Fruity meaning gay.

Yo nigga, yo bro's a fukin fruitchkin

fruitchkin by Nick Sager May 30, 2006