Scarlett Fever

When someone is so madly in love with Scarlett Johansson that they buy posters of her, fantasize about dating and/or marrying her, and hoping to god that she'll one day have an Instagram account so you can DM her.

I was diagnosed with Scarlett Fever when I watched Iron Man 2 and saw all the scenes with Black Widow in them, and she's really really hot! I'd do anything to marry her

by Master Odius February 16, 2022

Salt fever

Obsession with reaching a higher speed on the bonneville salt flats.

James says he isnt leaving till he hits 160. Hes got salt fever.

by Cpdough18 February 28, 2022

Deaver Fever

When you express great gratitude because a student is gone.

The teacher had Deaver fever when they found out Brianna wasn’t at school.

by Swagmoney drip March 10, 2022

cooking fever lady

She is a hot creamy filled lady who would look so good naked and in bed

cooking fever lady is so hot you should of seen her last night she had her huge bajonkers out

by Definately.Not.Sarantis March 13, 2022

Comma fever

when you use comma (,) too much.
like i do, dont get comma fever

i, have, comma fever, help, me,

by Not_Ice March 30, 2022

Cat Fever

A person who wants to have a cat because they love cats.

*Avery and Jessie look thru a collection of cute and funny cat memes*
Avery: "omg I WANT A CAT NOW, THEY'RE SO LOVELY"
Jessie: "You now have cat fever"

by Its Hero March 31, 2022

Chocolate Fever

When that cold brew hits just right, ynkow what I mean player? That feeling when a man wants to dive straight into the dark void and taste the Forbiden Fruit. When you see a chocolate mama and you don't know the difference from up and down. Symptoms of Chocolate Fever include blindness, increase in libido, and possible cardiac arrest.

Adam-Dam cuzzo, this darkskin chick was all up on me in the subway, I almost caught a case of Chocolate Fever.
Nick-I know what you mean boss we all get a hankerin for some dark meat.

by LegendTwenty7n April 9, 2022