Evangelical Lute

A person or someone who identifies as a well mannered Christian. This tends to be in the WELs denomination. They may seem to practice what they preach but, they are playing you like a lute. What they actually do tends to be hypocritical and not what is expected.

"You had sex, drunk a beer out of a keg, and then drove home while listening to Luke Combs?" You play these people, you Evangelical Lute.

by A volleyball lover April 27, 2023

Evan Hampel

A hardstuck plat 2
Hes good at AUT

OMG HES SUCH A EVAN HAMPEL

by Voltico July 5, 2023

Evan

Evan is an amazing person if you meet an Evan you’re very lucky.

are you still friends with Evan? LUCKY!!

by iievanixxo September 3, 2023

edvance

basically means advice but more meaningful and better than it

Man: "Yooo I need some edvance"
Man 2: "Leave her, hop in the car , and restart your life"

by badlikethebarbie September 27, 2023

Evan

Stereotypically boys names Evan have a huge penis

I spent last night with Evan and omg his penis was huge

by NotJ.G.O October 1, 2023

Evan

Evan, a word to describe one of the oldest known things in the universe. It has lived through every single event in history.

Evan is old as fuck

by Frito_lays October 5, 2023

Evangelion Unit 01

Big mommy. Not a robot. Mother of the year

Bro Evangelion Unit 01 is so cool, best Evangelion Unit

by RadicalMonarch October 8, 2023