catch and release

In dating when you think the other person is a keeper, you finally get them to agree to be with you. At this point you find that they are a total Psycho Bunny, which makes you drop them in less time that it takes to go from 0-60 in a funny car.

Bob "What happened to Sally? I thought you said she was the one for you"

Eric "Sorry dude, it was a catch and release on her."

Bob "Psycho Bunny?"

Eric "yeap."

by Jdamonkyboy November 27, 2006

Catch of the day

smelly fart

When one farts and some one asks what's that smell ?, you reply with the catch of the day.

by Foul funny April 22, 2015

Catch Hands

A term used to say imma be yo but up.

Ready to catch hands

by alex3300 February 18, 2019

catch the donkey

V.

1.
To become under the spell of an outside force and therefore turn inexplicably evil.

2.
To get angry because a former lover gave you a sexually transmitted disease.

1.
I'll bet she's really going to catch the donkey this month.

2.
Nevula really caught the donkey from her last boyfriend, Zendrick.

by J. Jonny Jameson January 27, 2008

Catch a can

Localised slang from Geelong, Victoria, Australia that means to get take away food for dinner

We don't really have any food at home, so why dont we just catch a can?

by Juddy05 November 21, 2010

Catcher Masturbation

verb; the act of gay males using a toy to masturbate anally

My friends favourite activity is catcher masturbation

by gaybuddy42 February 18, 2011

catching the crazy turkey

The act of having sex with your girlfriend when she is dressed as a bird

Michael: my bed is not for your chicken

Ryan: you have been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsey bed over there

by lilnitewing December 13, 2014