Compupservice

Compuserve befitting benefitting yuppy puppies

Aw, tweety, don’t you just love the compupservice coochy coo?

by Hercolena Oliver April 21, 2009

compundling

Extends on pundling, but instead of just tearing the duct tape into smaller pieces once, it entails multiple pundling.

This is almost always unintentional, as one pundling leaves to frustration and rapid hand movements, which continues to pundle the duct tape. Is extremely annoying and wastes a good majority of the duct tape.

"God damnit! All I wanted was a good sized piece of duct tape, and compundling ripped the damn thing into like 15 different strips!"
"Shit man, I know exactly how you feel. That shit always happens to me."

by RedMarker February 24, 2009

computeratated

Having an excessive amount of time with or related to computers.

She is always on FaceBook! She is sooo computeratated!

by computerdude June 17, 2009

Computwit

An individual who, when asked to "cut and paste" a file, physically excises the portion of the screen with a scalpel, adds fish paste then sticks it back on where they want it to go.

Computwit1: I'll just cut and paste this onto the floppy

Computwit2: Gently does it

Computwit1: Into the VCR it goes

Computwit2: Wait it's not dry!!!!

Computwit1: Shut up the film is starting

by kyryn June 28, 2009

compuchondriac

A hypochondriac concerning computer, i.e. someone who will constantly imagine problems with his computer.

"I think my PC has problems with the video playback. Do you think I might have caught some computer virus?" - "Man, stop being such a fucking compuchondriac!"

by lolz0rliac July 10, 2009

compulexic

someone who has no hope of learning to use a computer.

Bob may need to accept the fact that he is compulexic.

by madamekelly December 2, 2009

compuhopeless

A person who may never learn all the tricks an expensive computer can do.

I spent a lot of money for my new computer, but I find that I may always be compuhopeless.

by madamekelly December 2, 2009