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cool hand luke 

The acting of having sex doggy-style while inserting fifty (50) hard-boiled eggs into the ass of your partner. Much like Paul Newman eating 50 eggs in the movie Cool Hand Luke upon George Kennedy making a bet that his "boy Lukey" could eat 50 hard-boiled eggs. Another variation is actually eating the eggs while macking the partner from behind but who wants to do that when you can just jam them in her ass ... plus it's hard on the cholesterol count.
I banged that dirty jis-trap Nessy the other night and instead of sticking my thumb in her ass I gather her a Cool Hand Luke and stuck 50 hard-boiled eggs in her ace.
cool hand luke by Redhope June 30, 2006
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cool jerk 

The flogging of one's dong for stimulation, taking place either a) inside an air conditioned room b)outside on a brisk day.
This summer heat and humidity is KILLING me. I'm going to go in my bedroom, have a cool jerk and take a 3-hour nap.
cool jerk by Rondo Boner March 31, 2009
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Cool stuff 

The breaking or destruction of anything that makes your night intensely cool. Side Effects include: extreme delight & long - lasting erections.
Lets go to a party and do cool stuff!
Cool stuff by FTT43 May 30, 2009

cool peeps

What a single person calls a group of people when trying to fit into their group and when they are trying to sound cool and/or popular.
A: You guys are all cool peeps!
A: Can I hang out with you guys?
B: We are not cool peeps, we are cool people. And, we would not like you to join us. Thank you?
A: *sits in a corner, weeping*
cool peeps by Lake of Cakes July 20, 2016

Cool cat 

"wai is just a cool cat!"
Cool cat by dell bell June 3, 2009

cool beans 

Nerd or Geekified term as a subsitute for 'awesome', 'wicked' or 'sweet'!
Jake: I just constructed a fully-functional U.S.S Enterprise-D replicia of a Transporter.

Shaun: Cool beans!
cool beans by Vader February 26, 2004

cool cat 

n. - one who is just way to cool for the people who think they are so cool/hot shit. besides jen or olivia
cool cat by gabrizzle July 16, 2008