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Clean lad

The lad on board an Royal Navy T class submarine of the highest status with his daddylad. This lads been made a lad and has been gooched. However, some lads claim to be clean even though they are not - these lads yearn for a daddylad but are yet to be claimed as a lad.
Sailor A: Look at that clean lad over there shippers!

Sailor B: Blimey, he's been made a lad out of and gooched by the looks of it. I bet his daddylad is so very very proud, now get the wets in.

Sailor C: But look at that lad over there! He's strutting around pretending he's the shit but we all know he's not even been claimed yet.
by Sticky_Green September 16, 2021
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Hollywood Cleanse

A self-imposed experiment where you take a short break from your addiction to convince yourself you could quit for good, if you really wanted to. Typically lasting 1 week or 1 month at most. Unlike a relapse, with a Hollywood Cleanse, you already know the exact day you will be ending your celibacy and returning to your degenerate ways.
My in-laws are swooping into town next week, triggering an emergency 1-week Hollywood Cleanse from my boozin'
by schadbud January 23, 2024
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London Clean

London Clean

A tall skinny woman built like a man, no curves, no behind, short hair, ponytail, lesbian figure type
Oh my god!! Why did she get so thin, she's built like a London Clean!"
by 0802954 December 11, 2022
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Cleaning Beer

A beer that you drink when cleaning
I will clean the kitchen but first let me grab a cleaning beer.
by Greatgreencabbage November 9, 2018
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Clean the Hamster Cage

Any excuse for getting out of work, an obligation or promise. Sometimes thought to be a sexual euphemism, but not. A reason to be lazy.
A. Boss: Can you stay late this evening, we have to ship twenty more units before 5pm?

Employee: Sorry, boss, but I have to get home as soon as I can to clean the hamster cage!

B. Person 1: Can I get that money back that you borrowed last week?

Person 2: Sorry, but I have to get home as soon as possible to clean the hamster cage!
by anonymous March 26, 2022
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Clean Balk

opposite of dirty talk;

verbalization which is normal, informal or not, or the lack of communication entirely during sex.
"I'm enjoying this so much." I wanted to kick him out of bed... if it wasn't for that massive dong. I want dirty talk not a feckin' clean balk.
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Soaking Clean

The act of making a vehicle so neat and tidy, it appears to be in better shape than the day the vehicle was purchased brand new!
The soaking gun llc detailed my vehicle and it was beyond clean, it was soaking clean!!!
by Dirty car assassin July 11, 2021
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