Urban Dictionary

The only slacking website I can use and my parents are fine with it because they think its something educational. ;)

Mother: "Honey, are you doing work"
Me: "Uhh, yeah I'm on Urban Dictionary"
Mother: "Oh that's okay, have fun"
Me: "Oh, I will ;))))))"
*7 years later*
Me: "... And that's how I'm working at McDonald's"

by Siphiwe Tshabalala May 23, 2016

Urban Dictionary

A very weird source that just lets people write definitions. This means you PROBABLY shouldn't use this unironically.

Teacher: Hey {you}, where did you get this definition from? It's completely wrong.
You: I got it from the Urban Dictionary.
Teacher: Oh, that makes sense. You got an F on the literature test.

by aubsie November 17, 2020

Urban Dictionary

A dictionary website for a bunch of horny teens who literally have nothing to do but hate on everything that exists and talk about sex

Looks up 'katy perry'

*judgement*

Looks up 'Oklahoma'

*sexual references*

Looks up 'Apple'

*hate*

Person: why does Urban Dictionary exist ?

by fanboyingislife May 26, 2014

Urban pipeline

When you get a train ran on you while in the hood.

“Stacy had her first urban pipeline on her trip to Detroit! She’s still sore.”

by Jere1414 March 11, 2022

urban dictionary

this smart one, also the site you go to when you've nothing else to do.

You are looking up Urban Dictionary on Urban Dictionary

by tox123 December 14, 2014

Urban dictionary

The most ghetto dictionary on the internet. Definitions are usually approved by random people who vote on it's approval in order for be published or denied. It's also the place where your definitions can randomly be taken down even after approval, you can like/dislike definitions, and most of the definitions on here are wild as fuck.

Me: yo wtf, why did my definition get denied? It was a good definition man. What is wrong with urban dictionary?!

by bxby_gxrl. October 7, 2020

Urban Dog

The act of de-frosting a corn dog inside of a male's anus.

My corn dogs are just not warming up as fast as I thought, I will go see if I can use James for making them "Urban Dogs."

by Camster009.5 January 4, 2016