aubsie's definitions

Aubrey

me, LITERALLY MY FUCKING NAME I WAS NAMED AFTER A SONG

Person: Who's Aubrey?
Me: you're talking to her how did you nOT KNOW ME?!?!?

by aubsie October 27, 2020

æ

what.. what WHAT

WHY Æ?! OUT OF ALL POSSIBLE THINGS, Æ.

by aubsie October 27, 2020

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

Petition to get this the most liked defenition on the UD! zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba

Me: What is the alphabet?

You:abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
Me: Good job!

by aubsie November 18, 2020

a

a

a

by aubsie October 27, 2020

Urban Dictionary

A very weird source that just lets people write definitions. This means you PROBABLY shouldn't use this unironically.

Teacher: Hey {you}, where did you get this definition from? It's completely wrong.
You: I got it from the Urban Dictionary.
Teacher: Oh, that makes sense. You got an F on the literature test.

by aubsie November 17, 2020

anananas

What?

What? Anananas? WHAT?!?!?
You: What?
Me: You spelled ananas wrong.
You: 👁👄👁
Me: HOW DID YOU JUST SAY THAT OUT LOUD?!

by aubsie October 26, 2020