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To Go Soft top: take your shirt off

taken from soft top convertables who are able to function both with and without their "tops".

usually done in the summer on a hot day either to impress spectating ladies or to cool off.
Guy 1: man im boiling

Guy 2: yee me to, i might have to go soft top.

Guy 1: you know it.
by Elliot C-C June 3, 2007
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Soft Top

Soft Top - A mentally or intellectually delayed individual.

Do not confuse a "soft top" with a "full retard". A soft top is an individual who primarily has difficulty with complex tasks or thoughts. Soft tops are those among us who are just a little slow. Soft tops are commonly located at buffets, public bus stops, fast food restaurants, bowling alleys, recycling centers and other such places.

The word originates from the belief that the skull of a mentally or intellectually delayed person remained "soft" for a little too long during infancy.
"Public buses are generally full of soft tops."

"Did you see that soft top using his hands at the salad bar?"

Velcro shoes, fanny packs, tie dye, socks with sandals and airbrushed animal t-shirts are a dead giveaway that you are dealing with a soft top.
by Mope1234 June 16, 2013
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soft swing

The act when one partner is sitting using both hands pinching the standing partner’s nipples. The sitting partner has mouth open and tongue out as the standing partner masturbates with the options of coming on the soft tongue or into the open mouth.
While enjoying a soft swing with my wife, my nipples got sore.
by maxmax February 8, 2014
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Sloft off

a gathering of smaller materials, due to moisture, or scraping. Usually pertaining to the fine cheese between your balls after streneous activity.
I was going to go to my girlfriends house for a blow job, but I know I have loads of sloft off dead skin cells.
by Preston November 17, 2004
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soft anal

The act of giving or receiving anal penetration with a non-erect penis. This act is often done as a romantic act, which is often performed by many teenagers. Can be done straight or gay, as long as there is at least one male
Aaron: So mate, are you ready to receive some soft anal?
Jordy: Hellz to the yer!!
by Der HellRazor August 21, 2011
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SOFT IN THE HEAD

"Soft In The Head" refers to the modern male, using brains before bollocks and has the opposite meaning of machismo which is considered a negative in modern, global society. It indicates intelligence and thoughtful process.
Its better to be "soft in the head" than a moronic egomaniac who uses everything but his brain.
by Muse Of The World November 25, 2011
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soft fantasies

a game made by a lovely person and is a good vn. Has fat people. Has skinny people. It has Jim. It has Pi. You can become as fat as pi or as buff as shaun. maybe even fatter or have more muscle or both you never know.
wanna watch me play soft fantasies?
sure man. love vn games.
by AAAAAAAAAAAAAAÆAAAAAAÅ August 25, 2022
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