Spunk gobbler

A spunk gobbler is a woman who loves to gobble a man's spunk and does not care if he's got an STD

Person A) Anna has gobbled all my spunk. Person B) was she a spunk gobbler?. Person A) yeah she was, was a good girl and swallowed all my gonorrhea

by Iamahmuman2857w8q February 20, 2026

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Spunkingham

A person who is spunkie all the time and uneducated.

“Oi Spunkingham, now way you’re finally at school for once. SPUNKIE!”

by ismailalaila March 2, 2026

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spunkbunt

When you have a apple and chuck it at a man’s balls at Mach 5 because he was fathering your wives kid

“I spunkbunted Dave because I found out the kid was his”

by Burglar’s wife March 5, 2025

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Predominantly male, when you are too relaxed, or can't be arsed to get out of the bath to have a wank and end up having a relaxing bath wank. The ensuing explosion of semen into the "Non-Salty Sea" leaves opportunities with either a hand or a water jug to go "Spunk fishing"!

"Spunk Net Fishing" is the height of laziness as there is no "Clean-Up" even attempted with the majority of the "Spunk Fish" ending up in your own pubic hair "Spunk Net"!!

John was a lazy bastard at the best of times and regularly participated in the hobby of "Spunk Fishing" at bath time!!

by anonymous March 12, 2025

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