snow golem

One of the best Minecraft mobs.

"I just spawned in a snow golem, its crazy how accurate they are to real life." "Yeah they really are the coolest."

by notasnowgolem October 27, 2021

Snow-topped mountain

First, get yourself some really dry skin on your head… like, really dandruff the fuck out of it. Don’t wash, or wash too much: whatever does it for you.

Next: find a female (sorry, this requires a female).

Next step: go down on her.
What you do down there really doesn’t matter. Go ahead and suck, lick, tease; bite if that’s her thing. What’s important is to ensure as much of that old, dead, flaky head skin ALL OVER her mound, thus transforming it into a snow-topped mountain.

Me: Karen, get this…

I didn’t drink for days and I didn’t wash my shampoo out for fucking weeks. I went down on this dirty bint the other day with my psoriasis scalp and fuck me, when I was done, she had the biggest snow-topped mountain I’ve ever made.

Karen: Nice. Nice.

by Wow bruh August 20, 2021

Snow Goon

Northern hemisphere lowlife. Does less than legal activities in the winter months. Likely a construction worker, generally has a snowmobile and ATV. Mud tires on his pickup that’s worth more than his house. Commonly has monster import stickers on his steering wheel. Decent to average size penis length, above average girth.

Yo, Craig’s wife got knocked up by a Snow Goon.

by Thunderdick December 3, 2021

Snow

A free blanket given by God

I love to lie in the snow

by The One Without Purpose December 27, 2021

SnotSnapples

that one streamer girl who always sleeps but then wake up choosing valence, but turns sweet at the end

Discord: "snot you streaming"
SnotSnapples: "yes"
discord: "it 6am little early don't you think"
SnotSnapples: ......
Discord "snot?"
SnotSnapples: "sorry i got distracted."
SnotSnapples: "i have not stop streaming"

by mr.rexford March 8, 2022

Snow Patrol

When a park ranger finds the body from an avalanche and uses it for sexual gratification.

Had a proper "snow patrol" last night, can't believe the amount of snow I had to dig through.

by Mr. Rogers's snow man August 11, 2022

Shows yur da..

Can I date your dad, can I see an older version of you, I hate getting old

When you see a handsome but far too young man..you think to yourself...shows yur da...

by Mama sue.. December 8, 2022