Samurai Pill

A boner pill like Cialis or viagra. Makes u fuck like a samurai. Makes u the master swordsman. Musashi

“The Vatican wants to wet me up with silver bullets, but I’m on a goddamn samurai pill!”

-Dracula Flow 4

by Dogfucka April 24, 2024

samuel melaku melaku

when your friend is being nonchalant but also looks cooked, you nickname him "Samuel Melaku Melaku"

"Hey, tell your friend to calm down"
"Nah, that's just Samuel Melaku Melaku"

by Your dad kendrick May 8, 2024

Samuel

A Samuel is a no good white trash worthless NIGGER.

Nobody wants to be a Samuel.

by anonymous May 8, 2024

Samuel First

Samuel first is the most annoying person you will ever meet. He has ZERO spine and does anything to fit in. He has no moral values and will compromise his beliefs for a quick moment of validation. He is a certified glazer.

Oh he's a Samuel first?!??? Ewwwww

by Fsi slander May 21, 2024

Scabulitus

When you call deranged people a scab then you end up getting a rash.

Omg I called Greg a scab and now I have scabulitus on my foot

by Klappa69 May 22, 2024

Samuel

A 6”4 northerner who is the lengest in all of land. An absolute cutie who will always forget your birthday and loves sex xxxx

Who’s that lenger over there! Looks like he could be northern.

Oh that’s Samuel! He’s fit x

by Ralphp May 31, 2024

Samuel

Samuel a hunk god always has a good pops and the best edge streak if you ever meet this stick you will have the urge to make out with him

Samuel is soooooo hunky

by JetJunkie June 4, 2024