Mormon Shocker

A modification of the traditional “2 in the pink, 1 in the stink” shocker, the Mormon Shocker is performed by simultaneously inserting 2 fingers in the stink (usually the pinky and ring fingers), and 1 finger in the pink (usually the index finger). It is a common practice in the Mormon community where anal penetration is a preferred premarital sexual act due their religious obligation of vaginal abstinence which naturally leads to a more sexually evolved anus.

I hooked up with a nice Mormon girl last night who wouldn’t have sex with me because she’s saving herself for marriage, so we settled for sodomy. I couldn’t even fit more than one finger in her virgin vagina so I had to give her the Mormon Shocker and stick one in her pink with two in her stink!

by MChamm3r December 13, 2023

Mormon Shocker

A modification of the traditional “2 in the pink, 1 in the stink” shocker, the Mormon Shocker is performed by simultaneously inserting 2 fingers in the stink (usually the pinky and ring fingers), and 1 finger in the pink (usually the index finger). It is a common practice in the Mormon community where anal penetration is a preferred premarital sexual act due their religious obligation of vaginal abstinence which naturally leads to a more sexually evolved anus.

I hooked up with a nice Mormon girl last night who wouldn’t have sex with me because she’s saving herself for marriage, so we settled for sodomy. I couldn’t even fit more than one finger in her virgin vagina so I had to give her the Mormon Shocker and stick one in her pink with two in her stink!

by MChamm3r December 17, 2023

Bot Schlock

Garbage articles written by bots. Fake news articles not composed by humans.

I saw that article saying a Turnip is running for President, it looks like bot schlock.

by Eat The Big One First January 9, 2024

Pokemon Shock

The act of simultaniously finger-banging a partner while grabing an electric fence.

Ronn gave his boyfriend a Pokemon Shock to get the evening started.

by ItBeWeird July 13, 2024

Shuttle shocker

Folding a rubber glove into the shocker position, shitting in the glove, and then freezing it for later use in masturbation of a female.

Hey, I’ve gotta take a shit, want me to set up the shuttle shocker?

by MegaMind_BE March 7, 2024

Analphylactic shock

The reaction that occurs when one is going to fuck a chick and accidentally slides into her ass with no warning.

“Why hasn’t Colleen been around lately?”

“Oh man, she went into analphylactic shock when I slipped out of her pussy and charged through her back door unannounced. She’s recovering and doesn’t want to talk to me at the moment.

by Savageindustries March 17, 2024

meer shnock

Similarly to “oof” or “womp womp” this word can be used in many different ways. You can use it at any time to just say when you feel. It’s a good word to make everyone laugh in a weird situation such as awkward silence.

Person 1 (female): guys I got a girlfriend

Person 2 (female): wait ur gay
Person 1: since last summer how did you forget I had a whole party
…
Person 3: meer shnock

by Dontplaywithjay May 15, 2024