A straightedge middle-aged videogame addict who lives in the past, brags to others about instant messaging "hotties" and talking to more "hotties" all day on a headset over internet games with no camera support.

Avoids confrontation and declines any form of challange by running in himself circles (and away from live chickens).

"I could drop a deuce, play with it in the toilet, and I'd get more answers than actually expecting this insecure retard to own up."

"MKF30 is an insecure retard!"

insecure retard by MKF30 March 25, 2007

Full Retard

Basically this means a person went too far out of character, in a negative way, and now we don't know this person anymore. However, if this person still has one redeeming quality that we can connect with then it saves that person from this title.

Before the term "Full Retard" became popular it was called acting completely out of character.

This person could be in a movie or a friend or an acquaintance. It would have to be someone you would know or someone that is expected to act a certain way like a police officer, firefighter, judge, etc..

Timmy: "Tom went full retard after his team lost the world series. Nobody needs to jam a hot curling iron up their butt when their team loses. I don't even know him anymore." = Full Retard

Tracy: "Stacy went full retard after her mom stole her boyfriend, for the third time"
Bruce: "Yeah, setting her mom's clothes on fire is so unlike her."
Jimmy: "But Stacy still works at the movie theater and hooks us up so she's still cool with me."
Lexis: "Besides, Stacy's mom has got it going on, and everyone knows that." = Not Full Retard

Full Retard by Deeez00 May 25, 2018

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Professional Retard

Someone who is a retard and very good at it. Usually gets paid for it.

Yo Cyril, ya fuckin professional retard!

Professional Retard by Steaver370 September 21, 2004