ampty porn

When people do sexual acts on musical equipment especially amps . The amp is often used to excell tge moans of the orgas

Dude I had sex with this chic on an amp yesterday. Hardcore ampty porn

by TWE123 July 27, 2014

Porn date

A porn date is when 2 or more people get together to watch porn. A porn dates usually takes place after a discussion of porn collections. Physical attraction does help but is not required. Porn dates may result in sexual touching and/or coitus.

Person 1: "I have weeks worth of porn in my archives."
Person 2: "Wow, we should get together for a porn date and explore each others sexual desires."

by DomTom365 September 5, 2016

virtue porn

The genre popularized by Dhar Mann with his YouTube videos that rake in millions of views. Make low budget virtuous click bait videos that appeal to people's insecurities and sense of righteousness, make them click it and make a ton of money!

Dhar Mann is a master of Virtue Porn movies, he's so go damn rich because of it!

by Yogibearsmartass December 24, 2020

pretend porn

Forms of media, especially YouTube videos or clickbait articles, that you know will not be pornographic but still somehow expect (and hope) to be pornographic, and then click on and/or watch, only to be disappointed and still horny.

Bro 1: Hey man, did you hear about that Buzzfeed video "Girls Use Vibrators For The First Time"?
Bro 2: Shit man, nah I didn't, I'll go check it out, I'm sure it's hot

ONE WEEK LATER

Bro 2: Brooo, they just went to the toy shop, bought vibrators, and then cut to the girls talking about using them afterward, and it wasn't sexy at all! That was some serious pretend porn.
Bro 1: Damn, you're right. Fuck pretend porn.

by Loberson June 1, 2016

fan porn

A term for when your fan gets a little frisky and wants more power

my fan wants to watch fan porn because its so bored

by poperoni304 September 16, 2023

Porn watcher

someone who watches people shove their pp in a hole

me: sees on laptop
me: runs over to check search history
*sees porn hub all over search history*
person who owns the laptop: HEY! STOP TOUCHING MY LAPTOP
me: hell nahh u got so much porn on it u porn watcher
person: STOP IT or ill...
me: what show me porn or something?

by KIDBRO September 25, 2023

Headline Porn

The glorification of basic stories into a few exaggerated lines that make up a headline. It leads to the act of someone just reading the headlines of news stories, and needing just that to get a, mostly false, understanding of the story.

I just read the headlines and now I have a general fear of the world, I'm a headline porn addict.

by GOGPshow March 10, 2020