circus peanuts

The most incredible orange marshmallow peanuts you will ever find in your lifetime.

Barry:Aw, shucks, you stole my circus peanut.

Xaviar:Whateva bitch, I do what I want. I will shove these circus peanuts in my mouth and die of pure happiness.

by Lil Khakis March 15, 2009

Dry Roasted Peanuts

Euph.
One's balls after a particularly rigorous handjob.

My God, that bird tossed me off so hard last night I went home with dry roasted peanuts!

by Mark Nordenstein May 5, 2007

Peanus

The process of sicking your own penis inside your own anus
(Verb)

Did you try the peanus last night?

by Theseeroffandom January 11, 2017

peanuts

Word expressing that a noun is easy or dumb.

Man that test was peanuts.
Dude, your so peanuts.
That concert was peanuts.

by GuitarFreak August 16, 2004

peenut

in essence, peenuts are testicles made of congealed bladder discharge hardened to a crunchy, salty taste often crushed and squeezed to distill into a viscous substance titled peenut butter.

I ate a peeday candy bar and the hardened urination residues peenuts embedded in the candy were crushed in between my molars to resemble the thick, dark yellowish sauce entitled peenut butter.

by homosexuality June 14, 2011

poop peanuts

when you take a shit and it comes out like little plops

dude last night i ate chinese food and this morning i had poop peanuts

by COTT PETERSON March 5, 2005

Peanus

Penis and anus combined.

I want someone to lick my peanus.

by LemonsAnnish September 22, 2015