Pipe-stander

Someone who is insolent or doesn't do what they are told.

"Why didn't you go across the street like I asked? God, Goody you're such a pipe-stander."

by Sassafrasshole January 18, 2012

sacred pipe

The act of a man laying in front of a woman with his legs spread. The woman is sitting between his legs her feet are coressing his testicals while she is giving him a blowjob using both hands and mouth. So a combination of feet coressing, hands stroking, and mouth sucking amazing ness.

After a long day the man requested the sacred pipe from his spouse and she obliged him.

by HK&A3511 April 3, 2023

Rusty Pipe

When a guy puts his penis in his partner's unwashed anus and then promptly inserts said shit-covered penis into his partner's vagina.

Tommy: I think I might have another UTI, it hurts so bad when I pee.
Paul: I thought you were gonna stop covering your dick in shit Tommy, we talked about this!
Tommy: It's the texture Paul, I just can't get enough of the rusty pipes.

by Kim Jong Poo August 11, 2022

Stove-Piped

when you get something hot stuck up your ass (sexual implications)

Omg, Did you hear that Maria got stove-piped by Josh in the bathroom at lunch. God thats gotta hurt-

by fuckboi-sanders December 8, 2015

Busted pipe

The act of a woman biting down on your dick with all her might until it Ruptures, resulting in a busted pipe

My girl friend found out about my side bitch and gave me a busted pipe.

by Gannimal June 1, 2018

Pipe Stretcher

A) A pipe stretcher is a guy that brings any random person, man or woman, to his camper, just to make sweet disappointing love.

B) A fictional construction device that proves which laborers will be known by only numbers and which will be known by name

A)I met this pipe stretcher on a construction site and it was the most disappointing sex ever

B) Hey #20, go get the pipe stretcher from the pickup

by Ineedanewjob June 7, 2023

Piped Blue

When an individual has intercourse from the anus so roughly that it makes there bum turn “blue” referring to the term “black and blue.”

“Girl last night Daquan was crazy, I was fr piped blue.”

by Bruhyoufr October 30, 2020