bagel nut

Nut released by a male sex organ tht taste like bagels

Tommys dick taste like bagel nut

by Dr.slang7 July 6, 2017

shoot nuts

An exclamation used when an unexpected event occurs which causes either shock, anger, or awe.

oh, shoot nuts that was close.

by nom nom nom nom April 2, 2009

hug nuts

Another way for one to say; kiss my ass, suck my dick and or fuck off you no good piece of shit.

Nick: your a piece of shit!
Matt: hug nuts bitch!

by Bigrid5oh November 14, 2019

splash nuts

When a man has butt pee and it splashes on his ball sack.

Bryant's wife didn't want to touch him, because he has splash nuts!!!!

by 123456782014 November 12, 2014

Nut Dial

Much like a butt dial, this happens by accident and often the caller is unaware of having done so. The nut dial is typical in two situations:
1. Phone in front pants pocket and catches nut shift.
2. Phone resting on car seat between legs and gets sack dragged.

Dude, I think you butt dialed me yesterday. I finally hung up.

Nah man, I probably nut dialed you. I had my phone on the seat while we were offroading.

by abrasive personality September 4, 2011

Tug a nut

When a man is masturbating so hard, his balls start to slap and make a clapping noise.

" What the hell is that sound coming from the bathroom?"
"It's just Bennett. He had a pretty bad breakup so he's gonna tug a nut"

by MinuteRiceMan March 29, 2017

dietz nuts

Dietz &Watson

You:What are those?

Your friend:Oh these? Dietz nuts.
You:Can i have some?
Your friend: Sure, grab a good handful in them😳Get a good grip in there😏
You:IM OUT

by The Dwayne Rock Johnson January 6, 2022