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milk my noodle

A more secretive and funny form of telling a girl to make you nut.
Hey Jessica, will you milk my noodle.

Ur mom milked my noodle last night.

Im so glad your milking my noodle.
by PenisHead5467 March 9, 2020
mugGet the milk my noodlemug.

cuban noodles

cuban noodles or chicken noodles with spicy sauce, invented by HANNAH
scarlet cant handle the cuban noodles but hannah can!!
by hannahlova September 3, 2024
mugGet the cuban noodlesmug.

Wet Noodle

Honey go fix some spaghetti so I can have a wet noodle.
Aye bitch fix my ramen and suck this dick so I can have a wet noodle.
by Druburr March 7, 2022
mugGet the Wet Noodlemug.

Noodle Toastuh

A person who uses softened 2 minute noodles as a wig perm
Got ass Berger’s off duh noodle toastuh but they were absolute garbage brah /

who’s duh new guy? He’s not new it’s actually so n so but he’s started noodle toastin tuh improve his appearance for duh ladies brah.
by Hectic Mooslie December 12, 2020
mugGet the Noodle Toastuhmug.

Mc Noodled

A meth head doing the face tweak and jerking their limbs wildly.
Man, that dude on the corner looks likes he's been Mc Noodled.
by Car eyes January 1, 2022
mugGet the Mc Noodledmug.

Cooked noodle

1. To become physically exhausted after a hard day's work
2. The result of spending too long in a sauna or hot tub
Boy, after an hour in the sauna, I am one cooked noodle!
by CozyRedBear February 21, 2017
mugGet the Cooked noodlemug.

Noodle

a sorta lanky dude who’s like everyone’s gay but not gay best friend. he probably plays guitar or something else dumb and has an even dumber best friend named goose
by uhhhhh just me i guess December 16, 2021
mugGet the Noodlemug.

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