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Woman Moment 

either means:

1. she’s mad at you for something she never brought up

2. terrible driving

one of those is realistic and one of them is straight fucking funny. no disrespect intended.
1) “How was I supposed to know you wanted me to cook dinner?”

“I thought you knew!!”

“Why would I know?!”

“...”
“woman moment”

2) dude that dumb bitch just almost rear ended me

woman moment
Woman Moment by blkbrd February 24, 2021

kumbaya moment 

a naive feeling that all is good; a feeling that utopia has come down and all will be fine
When Obama signed the health care bill, a kumbaya moment,enveloped the democrats, and their eyes shined like deer in headlights.
kumbaya moment by arjunasri March 24, 2010

jack moment 

A moment where your penis refuses to get hard . Even when you hot girl friend wants you . You are probably gay.
alex: lets do it!
Jordan: i cant its not hard D=
alex : LOL JACK MOMENT

Jordan : i fail D=
jack moment by zero0077 July 11, 2009

Stoner moment 

1) a regular moment (can be a certain day or time) in a group of friends to get high.

2) A moment in a stoner movie (such as harold & kumar) when the characters in the movie get high. often, the stoner audience pauses the movie at that moment, and gets high themselves
1) dude, 4:20 is the stoner moment!

2) harold and kumar are smoking weed! let's do the same.
Stoner moment by that dude, dude November 10, 2009

Kanye Moment 

Noun: When one person pre-empts, co-opts, or otherwise interrupts another's moment of recognition, especially in order to engage in self-congratulation or self-promotion.

Named for Kanye West's interruption of Taylor Swift's Grammy acceptance speech.
The boss was patting me on the back for getting the server back up, when dave comes in with a Kanye Moment and tells him he just closed that big deal... What a dick!

Mfeo Moment 

When you and your husband/wife/bf/gf say or type the exact same thing at/roughly the same time. It is not a Mfeo Moment unless you love the person you do it with more than ANYONE else. If you do it, it just shows how strong the bond is between you two.
Person 1: I love you so much...(11:37:37 PM)
Person 2: I love you so much...(11:37:38 PM)
Person 1: mfeo moment :) (11:37:45 PM)
Person 2: mfeo moment :D (11:37:46 PM)
*Epic mfeo win*
Mfeo Moment by EpicPro April 24, 2010