by daddyham’ August 20, 2022
Get the Johnnymug. Very sweet man who’ll confuse you if he actually likes you or not, willing to put the effort in bed and always smiles to Pomplamoose’s song “ Bust your kneecaps” when you sing it to them
by Slabi December 2, 2021
Get the Dawson Johnnymug. Szymon's best friend. He has a shit ton of sisters, everyone thinks he is gay but he denies it like the turkish deny their war crimes.
by Dajedupyzatalerzzupy August 28, 2023
Get the Johnnymug. the most beautiful human that has ever stepped on earth. he is very funny, un-problematic, and hard working. he deserves the entire universe
by jadiawillrise January 25, 2019
Get the Johnny Orlandomug. A burnout athlete at a sub-professional or non-mainstream sport that lives in the past. Such athletes will usually stick to their hometown to hang onto their local fame that shrinks exponentially each day from their self-perceived historic career. Name recognition is almost nonexistant outside of their hometown as they were barely relevant during their peak for a sport that 99.999999999999999% of the world doesn't follow.
Oh Clint? Yeah, he's a Johnny Spillane, the guy threw a touchdown pass once in a playoff game in middle school. He still offers autographs at the King Scoopers to the bag boys.
Uncle Rico, yeah, he's a Johnny Spillane, he's constantly working on his tryout tape.
Uncle Rico, yeah, he's a Johnny Spillane, he's constantly working on his tryout tape.
by Eric Frenzel July 17, 2022
Get the Johnny Spillanemug. A wife beater who only accomplishments was playing himself in pirates of the Caribbean. He is also known for publically humiliating his ex wife in front of the world cause he couldn’t silence her.
by Userfoekfkekfkenfnenfkfkenfwkv October 24, 2023
Get the Darvo Johnny Deppmug. by Ubeenbamboozledson April 23, 2024
Get the Johnny Cashmug.