Engineer Johnny

When something engineered is so stupid, it doesn't make sense

Only Engineer Johnny could make something So stupid

by bsk$$$ December 2, 2020

Johnny Burns

This guy is the smartest most funny guy ever. I would def have gay sex with him.

Johnny Burns is fucking awesome and deserves everything good in this life and needs someone to check up on him because he is falling into a state of severe depression.

by Opulentbitch February 5, 2023

Johnny

A fairly nice person who only ever plays Monster Hunter and watches Community.

"Hey, wanna go see if Johnny can join us today?"
"Nah man, he's probably playing Monster Hunter and watching Community"

by Azhidal November 16, 2020

Johnnies

An irish slang word for condoms

Person 1: "You using Johnnies, are ya?"
Person 2: "Ay,"

by Smol_Baain August 23, 2022

Johnny Bartolo

From pocketing to being an overall bjitment jhonny say hello to bartolo.

Why would u.. bjit JOHNNY BARTOLO

by Jahronphonium August 28, 2025

Johnny

Her Jonnie

Her Johnny

by anonymous April 5, 2022

Johnny Cage

The hottest and sexiest man I ever seen in my whole laugh. He might be an asshole, BUT DAMN THAT MAN HOT

Girl one: Johnny cage is HOT

Girl two: RIGHT?!

by Johnny cages wifey March 11, 2024