When a girl dates or marries an underachieving and ugly guy who has accomplished little in life but she chooses him because his family has generational wealth.
Person 1: Did you hear Anna married Jessie the moocher?
Person 2: Oh yah, Jessie is dumb as a doorknob but his Dad has big money. She’s such a fools gold digger!
Person 2: Oh yah, Jessie is dumb as a doorknob but his Dad has big money. She’s such a fools gold digger!
by Donny no drawers December 6, 2023
Get the Fools Gold Diggermug. When a person gives someone an enema by pissing in their ass, causing them to violently release the mixture of piss and shit.
by FredQuackington April 4, 2023
Get the California Gold Rushmug. by youre.a.duh_dur_dur November 2, 2017
Get the written in goldmug. When you and your woman get drunk,pass out and you piss the bed and roll her to your side of the bed. She wakes up thinking she done it.
by Mellonballar March 23, 2017
Get the Tennessee gold rushmug. .
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025
Get the Grey suite & Gold veneermug. by THISbutinlowercase April 18, 2024
Get the William Patrick Spencer Goldmug. When someone WAY up north gets really excited over a cheesy American crispy fish shaped snack. A snack that smiles back.
by MuddHubb November 23, 2022
Get the Gold Fidhmug.