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Evan Zarbo

A person who exists to exist he is a non human creature and will be place permantly in 8th grade
Man I hate how Evan Zarbo he is
by CryoDead October 8, 2019
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Evan Pomfret

a boy with an hourglass figure very funny and is racist scared of everything nd gets bullied all the time
Evan pomfret - sprays hand sanitiser on a girl

Girl - pours hand cream all in his hair
by lol_____ December 23, 2021
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Evan

Evan is an amazing friend and she knows what she wants in life. She knows that her friends will be with her no matter what. She is funny, kind, loving, and a bad ass all together. Evan is someone who wont talk shit about her friends. She knows how to have fun and get people out of their shells.
Evan you are one of my best friends and always will be.
by arandomhoomanperson August 16, 2020
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Evan Peters

a god from the heavens above. He is a man that is so sexy he can make any girl melt like a ice lolly. WHY IS HE SO GORG. i couldn't explain. His sexy body features drive all women mad. He could make a homophobic white ass man gay and make him go on all fours and bark that is how delicious he is.
women: Have u seen that new sexy pic of evan peters
staright old white man: yes HE IS SOOOOOO SEXY *moans cutely*
by Evanissexy February 19, 2024
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Mark Evan Holt

Mark Evan Holt was born in 1981 and adopted by Christian Nationalists. They would later scapegoat “Mark” with a well known pastor to Tipper Gore, Jeff Ling.
The reasoning was to cover diabolical family activities, and toxic money trails.

Mark Evan Holt divorced himself from the Holt family in 2019 after joining The Church of Satan.

Mark Evan Holt was incarcerated under false pretenses multiple times in his life after he attempted to leave his abuser’s household and the Christian Church.

Christian Nationalists used the media, Internet forums and Facebook to promote fear mongering and false propaganda about who he “might be or is.”

Mark is an example of how Christian Nationalists use adoption, money, the internet, the system and manipulation as a way to cover their own wrong doings.
“Go Mark Evan Holt! Start a revolt!”
by Dean Whithercock November 17, 2022
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being Evan

Someone who is just being completely ridiculous crazy and outta this world
Lol you are so being Evan rn
by cant_justify October 12, 2014
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Evan

A caring boy who likes to play video games and only likes you for you. He is a virgin and doesn’t feel like changing that anytime soon. He will want to know you honestly.
Girl 1- “ Save a horse, ride....”
Girl 2- “an Evan....”
by Lllllllllaaaaammmmmaaaaa April 16, 2020
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