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Evan

Great friend. Even better boyfriend, He thinks he is dumb but really has potential. Is great at basketball and football. Good kisser. Gives the best hugs in the world. If you become friends with an Evan, they might tell you their darkest secrets. They most likely have a messed up home life but they know how to persevere. If you find an Evan, cherish your time with him.
by NotQueer( ✧≖ ͜ʖ≖) February 12, 2020
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Mark Evan Holt

Mark Evan Holt was born in 1981 and adopted by Christian Nationalists. They would later scapegoat “Mark” with a well known pastor to Tipper Gore, Jeff Ling.
The reasoning was to cover diabolical family activities, and toxic money trails.

Mark Evan Holt divorced himself from the Holt family in 2019 after joining The Church of Satan.

Mark Evan Holt was incarcerated under false pretenses multiple times in his life after he attempted to leave his abuser’s household and the Christian Church.

Christian Nationalists used the media, Internet forums and Facebook to promote fear mongering and false propaganda about who he “might be or is.”

Mark is an example of how Christian Nationalists use adoption, money, the internet, the system and manipulation as a way to cover their own wrong doings.
“Go Mark Evan Holt! Start a revolt!”
by Dean Whithercock November 17, 2022
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Evan

Addie: Hey did you see Evan making his TERRIBLE quesadillas ?

Madi: Yeah he’s so gay!
by iambetterthanuineveryway January 3, 2020
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Evan Hutchinson

Huggggeee penis 😍
by Shjdjsjd May 22, 2018
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Evan

As an evan absolute libtard smokes crack out of a Pepsi can can make you laugh, pretty awkward, can't pull, above average peter, easy to get along with and has a lot of friends
That guy's name is Evan. He make me laugh
by Pizzasuicide March 12, 2022
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Tatum Evans

A fucking gorgeous sophomore from Damonte Ranch high school she’s fucking perfect and Brett Adams is in love with her
by BigPoppy6996 July 10, 2018
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Evan

Evan is such an amazing guy. He will do anything for a girl and is such a gentleman. Usually having longer hair he is so cute. Evan’s are one of the type of people you want to keep around you.

Evan Elliott if you are reading this right now I love you
Evan is a gentleman
by Caelyn<3 November 22, 2021
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