When you eat out someone typically of the same sex and gently bite the dingleberrys off one by one and spit it into a bowl of ice cream until you have enough as desired and you proceed to share the ice cream with chocolate dingleberrys
Evan decided to eat the ass flakes off Ryan’s ass and spit them into a milkshake and poured it all over Ryan’s chode then proceeded to top him off making it a sloppy Evan
by Al Horford November 17, 2025
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by pookieevan November 30, 2025
Get the pookie evan mug.Jeez this guy cannot dougie. He tries though but his foot wart limits him (allegedly). Gives good nicknames though.
by BigAus December 12, 2025
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by sh3kby February 11, 2024
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women: Have u seen that new sexy pic of evan peters
staright old white man: yes HE IS SOOOOOO SEXY *moans cutely*
staright old white man: yes HE IS SOOOOOO SEXY *moans cutely*
by Evanissexy February 19, 2024
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