emily witham is an absolute bender who survives solely by eating the snot from little children’s sleeves. her hygiene is equivalent to a 40 year old virgin living in his mum's basement. she is only attracted to old men with massive arses. her music taste is shit and she likes to have sexual relations with her cats. her cats were did not give her consent to shove her entire foot up their arses. she did this because she has a foot fetish and the cats arses leave plenty of skid marks for her to lick off her big toe later on.
by kiddy fiddler 80246 March 3, 2022
Get the emily witham mug.if you ever meet a emily wallace you are so fucking lucky to have them in your life,never let them go because once u lose them u miss out big time.I have a great friend called emily and we have fallen out many of times but we are the bestest of friends and i never wanna lose her.I love her so much as a best friend.It hurts me so much to see her in pain or crying.I would never replace her and i will never ever hurt her on purpose.I want her in my life and i need her in my life forever.I want her to see this so bad so if you have a friend called emily then send this to her.Thank you so much for being there for me,you are so special to me and i need u forever in my life bestie <3
phoenix-hey..im a little sad today
emily-hey its gonna be ok gurl. *speaks random spanish language*
phoenix-bro wtf *laughs*
emily-*she laughs to*
phoenix-*picks up her cat marley and throws him outta the window*
emily-MY CAT LMAOOOO :0
emily wallace is so nice
emily-hey its gonna be ok gurl. *speaks random spanish language*
phoenix-bro wtf *laughs*
emily-*she laughs to*
phoenix-*picks up her cat marley and throws him outta the window*
emily-MY CAT LMAOOOO :0
emily wallace is so nice
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