head dip

the act of inserting ones head completely into a woman's vagina immediately following her giving birth.

my wife delivered our first child this weekend so i finally know what it feels like to do a head dip!

by feethanddooth July 11, 2011

double dip

to stick your weiner in chip-dip, lick, and re-dip without sanitizing first.

by pun tang October 17, 2003

HONEY DIP

Honey dip; A hot dark/brown skinned fine looking lady.

hey man, check this girl..

damn look at that fucking fine assed honey dip

by Disturbed April 21, 2004

Fun Dip

The action of playfully sticking your hand (or any other body part) in between a girls legs when she isn't paying attention in order to turn her on quickly.

Right after I fun dipped her she was ready to go!

by FunDip Queen March 28, 2011

Chili Dip

adj. meaning to fail miserably

I really chili dipped the exam

I'm chili dipping life right now

I chili dipped my tee shot on the 16th hole

by uwo62 February 28, 2009

french dip

When you've finished your business on the toilet and your wiping hand reaches down there and inadvertently makes contact with the piss and/or shit-filled toilet water. It could be light graze or a full on plunge. Possible reasons include poor hand coordination, distraction due to shit lit and/or an extraordinarily massive excremental output leading to a higher than expected toilet water level.

Dude 1: High five!
Dude 2: Alright! *complies*
Dude 1: Lol I just french dipped a minute ago with that hand.
Dude 2: Nooooooooooooooo.

by DarkWingSchmuck July 2, 2015

clip and dip

To use the term clip and dip is the slang equivalent for hitting someone with your automobile and then removing oneself from the general vicinity as to avoid an unsavory run-in with an enforcer of the law.

"Yo, Matt! I'm totally goinna maim your Caddy when I clip and dip on a po' fool wandering his broke ass 'cross the road!"

by Morgan McKankel & Matt U.R.A. Weenis Jr. January 17, 2008