crotch burrito

Usually a Mexican penis. Can also describe a penis of any race.

Man, Carlos has a huge crotch burrito!

by queinteresante September 5, 2011

crotch maw

n. a sarcastic slang term referring to the vagina, used in a snark-heavy context to express exasperation, social faux pas, and other types of frustration with sexualized intent

I was perfectly happy to make friends but I guess my crotch maw just wasn't wide open enough for him.

by Quasita August 30, 2015

Crotch Croc

Verb, To crotch croc is to flash ones vagina to the public when not wearing underwear. Usually by way of media exposure in a public forum.

Steve: "dude did you hear about Brittany Spears?"

Richard: "Crotch Croc again?"

Steve: "Totally"

Richard: "Nice..."

by Dr. Fox 23 March 9, 2009

Crotch Sock

A game typically consisting of two players at a table where the sole objective underneath is to touch the other persons crotch with your sock while the other person is blocking you from gaining entry.

Hey man, I just saw those two guys playing crotch sock right across me; hopefully we’re able to play next.

by ArabDuelist July 29, 2025

Crotch Rocket

A liquid hug from the fun gods, just snug enough to fit in the crotch of your pants, making you feel like a sneaky, booze-smuggling superhero with questionable life choices.

As he stepped into the party with an awkward swagger, it became evident that his confidence was fueled by a crotch rocket snugly nestled in his pants, ready to unleash its liquid courage upon the unsuspecting crowd.

by MrCrazzyDew April 26, 2024

char-crotch

a female who looks like she has been around the block, a dirty slut. Dirty pu-tang

Lisa is a char-crotch

by jeremy newton October 1, 2007

Fire Crotch

when You stand to close to the fire and your crotch gets hot

Brittnie was standing too close to the fire flailed in distress because she was standing too close to the fire and caught a nasty case of fire crotch

by Deeeebs420 January 19, 2020