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hustle your crotch 

To reach for your best friend
To check on the boss
To give a handshake to your better half
To give five to little Guido
To rearrange the family photo
When in Italy, to ward off bad luck, you should hustle your crotch - like when a black cat walks by.
hustle your crotch by VA_Paul March 10, 2008

Fire Crotch

One who possesses an orange grundle. Usually has a very white shlong, with some pink. The female version never shaves, just has a giant orange bush.
Godamn look at that grundle, it's mad fire crotch.
Fire Crotch by Frotch April 1, 2003

Movie Crotch 

The act of sitting in a seat at a movie theater while the groin area is a hot and sweaty environment.
"Man, I just sat through Dances with Wolves and I have severe movie crotch."
Movie Crotch by BlindBat January 1, 2009

Moss Crotch 

When a male/female has died their hair any hue or saturation of the color green. They respectively have done the same with their pubic hair.
Billy: Dude that chick with the lime green hair is so hot!
Johnny: Ew, hell no! Shes a total moss crotch!
Moss Crotch by Shugar Lipz June 2, 2009

drop crotch 

a very uncomfortable situation resulting from the crotch of a pair of pantyhose or tights falling approx. a few inches down below desired area causing thigh chaffing
"These tights are too small, I have a major case of drop crotch"
"My thighs are chaffed from drop crotch, I hate running around in pantyhose all day"
drop crotch by jes & al June 16, 2007

Fire Crotch

Occurs when a person applies fire to a crotch

Also the crotch of a redheaded person.
my crotch is on fire, i am a fire crotch, which way to the pool?