cook the dice

To get ready to cheat in a game or a relationship. Based on the fact that cooking a certain side of a dice always makes it land on that side.

He hasn’t cheated yet, but seeing hold hands with her makes it look like they cook the dice and I don’t like it.

by Joujoubox June 8, 2018

Clookei

A man who has a mad angry fighting spirit. Also usually drinking mountain dew.

Wow that guy at the bar is a Clookei, he has beat down many people

by nuttery May 7, 2018

cooked ravioli

the type of loser at your school that would scream "cACTI" five times in the library because they're probably retarded

you're such a cooked ravioli shut ur friggin mouth

by a friggin retard March 10, 2018

cookbag

someone who constantly is high (weed)

wow your a cookbag

by Mc Definitions March 17, 2018

Cooked lamb in toilet

Being alcolized to the point that one hallucinates the presence of actual lamb meat stewing in toilet water after a hectic night out with the lads. One is very concerned by the matter but unable to communicate this with others as they are too dumbfounded by the statement to comprehend. May feel a lot of frustration about this and unsure as to why halfwits are not alarmed by the occurrence.

“I was so on it last night that I experienced cooked lamb in toilet”

by princessej March 26, 2018

cook my brew

As a joke when someone is cooking for you.

what you say on halloween if you dress up as a witch.

or if the food you eat looks like crap, or is yuck.

"cook my brew >:) muhahahahaaa"

"hello kids im a witch I need to cook my brew with you!."

by soniiiety July 7, 2018

Cooker

Cooler than cool

Mason and Angel are wayyyyy cooker the Kati

by fuzzypear November 9, 2018