i can fix him 

female syndrome “i can fix him” occurs when a woman focuses her energies of fixing anything that she deems to be incorrect with him.

he's sexist but I can fix him

i can fix him by alexianant June 28, 2022

open a can of whup ass 

1. To establish physical dominance over another by beating them into submission and/or unconsciousness.

2. In sports: To go into another team's home stadium, beat their asses, and send their pretty boy quarterback home cryin' to his mama.

Damn! Philly just opened a can of whup ass on Green Bay on Monday Night Football!

open a can of whup ass by El Jefe November 10, 2003

my dick died can i bury it in your ass? 

A retorical question directed usually towards woman, but in some cases asked male to male. meaning that you want to sodomize someone.

jim: hey baby, my dick died can i bury it in your ass?

random woman: no!

jim: please?

random woman: ...fine.

my dick died can i bury it in your ass? by 8008s March 1, 2010

That's why we can't have nice things 

It's a statement a mom or dad would make, while exasperated with their child for having broken some household item. For instance, a mother buys a new small appliance for her kitchen, let's say its a stand mixer. The kids start playing with it and jam something in the blades and burn out the motor. Mom walks in and sees the mess and yells, "See! That's why we can't have nice things!"

It's a comment that is actually an irrational thing to say, but it's funny for that reason. A very "mom/dad" thing they would say in the heat of the moment.

"See! That's why we can't have nice things! Dad just bought this VCR, and you kids put a sandwich in it! Now it's broken!"

That's why we can't have nice things by RN-real-nerd. June 25, 2014

Alpha Can Knee Won 

Word Puzzle for "I'll Fuck Anyone" Write it out and trick your friends.

You: Read this, Friend. (give friend piece of paper with phrase written on it)

Friend: (reads aloud) "Alpha Can Knee Won"

You: Hehe

Friend: I'll fuck anyone

You: Hahaha

Friend: Dammit!

Alpha Can Knee Won by X23 October 14, 2008

i can’t bangs with you 

I can’t hang with you in times of hardship/struggle.

Yo You snitched to the federals during interrogations I can’t bangs with you..

i can’t bangs with you by LegendaryAnt February 4, 2018

i can't stop me 

The best song in Twice's 2020 album of Eyes Wide Open.

I can't stop me, can't stop me ooo woah

i can't stop me by Risky risky wigi 위기 December 7, 2020