1) A small woodland creature that lives in the hair forest in and around ones Anus. Usually the thicker said forest, the larger chance one would be infested by Butt Gnomes. Usually found in males, but females can become infected if they have a hairy anus as well.
2) Term used as a verbal attack. Who would want to live in a forest of anus hair?
2) Term used as a verbal attack. Who would want to live in a forest of anus hair?
Example 1:
Josh: "How are your Butt Gnomes doing?"
John: "I found one today, when I had my finger in my ass."
Jason: "I will rape him later."
Example 2:
Josh: "Look at my popped-up collar! I am the coolest man alive!"
John: "Whatever, I am pretty sure Butt Gnomes pop up their collars too... What a fag!"
Josh: "How are your Butt Gnomes doing?"
John: "I found one today, when I had my finger in my ass."
Jason: "I will rape him later."
Example 2:
Josh: "Look at my popped-up collar! I am the coolest man alive!"
John: "Whatever, I am pretty sure Butt Gnomes pop up their collars too... What a fag!"
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Get the Butt Shark mug.A standard system of measurement for determining if a girls booty is in the correct size range. This is done by placing the tips of your thumbs together and pointing your pinkies straight out to determine if a females butt fits within that size range. This system of measurement can be misleading if you have been drinking and your calipers become more flexible leading to a morning of shame and self-loathing.
Situation 1:
Justin: "I was drinking too much last night and my butt calipers caused me to bring home a heffer."
Chris: "That's unfortunate, you should probably chalk this one up to a slump buster"
Situation 2:
Samer: "I saw this girl at the club last night and was so excited when she fit perfectly within my butt calipers. Unfortunately it turns out she was like sixty years old!"
Nick: "You still had sex with her didn't you?"
Samer: "You're focusing on all the wrong details."
Justin: "I was drinking too much last night and my butt calipers caused me to bring home a heffer."
Chris: "That's unfortunate, you should probably chalk this one up to a slump buster"
Situation 2:
Samer: "I saw this girl at the club last night and was so excited when she fit perfectly within my butt calipers. Unfortunately it turns out she was like sixty years old!"
Nick: "You still had sex with her didn't you?"
Samer: "You're focusing on all the wrong details."
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