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baby penis

1. An uncannily small penis on a full grown male

Also see: baby dick; hagerman
Bob: That dude's dick is 3", hard.

Jonny: Yep, he has a baby penis
by Nathaniel Mayweather August 11, 2005
mugGet the baby penismug.

Bush Babies

In the same context as Baby Boomers, the generation of young conservatives born between 1988 and 2001 whose parents influence has made them fanatically right-wing, loyal to the Republican Party and George W. Bush espeicially, and will believe anything he says. A derogatory term, implying baseless yet extreme political views and a herd mentality, as well as sympathy for extreme militarism and nationalism.
"Billy Bob is a total Bush Baby. He only likes Bush 'cause his dad told him to."

"I shudder in fear at the thought of the day all you Bush Babies become old enough to vote."
by Gerbil Warrior April 29, 2005
mugGet the Bush Babiesmug.

babys momma

The mother of your illegitimate child. Often the result of a short-term relationship or a one-night-stand, therefore she is not refered to as "ex-girlfriend."
by Tom August 17, 2003
mugGet the babys mommamug.

county baby

Having a birthday falling on either the 1st or 15th of the month which is when most counties cut their wellfare checks.
Mike's birthday is on the 15th. He is a county baby.
by karaoke008 May 1, 2008
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Sunshine baby

The offspring of 2 gorgeous people to create an amazing unreal, model-esc looking human
Damn. Did you see Ashley and Cooper's new addition the the family? I swear that kid is s mofo sunshine baby.
by dannydevitolover69420 June 25, 2015
mugGet the Sunshine babymug.

coronavirus baby

The baby that was conceived during your 2 week self-quarantine because you and your bae had nothing else better to do than have sex.
In 9 months our coronavirus baby will be born because the store was also out of condoms.
by @price5233 March 15, 2020
mugGet the coronavirus babymug.

Baby Mama

Is an unwed woman who sleeps with a man and gets pregnant.
" Im not married to Darnell, but he got me pregnant. I cant stand him, so now i am just his baby mama."

Mike: "Who the hell was that? She got a phat ass! Is that yo girl?"

John: "Naw, bro. Thats just my baby mama".
by Mz_Selena February 29, 2008
mugGet the Baby Mamamug.

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