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Float the boat

The annonomous 'Float the Boat', was introduced at Mike Catalano's friendly gathering. After the consumption of sum "15 beers", the inner kane, tkane, white choclate was truly revealed with the chanting of Irish folk, and the ever so famous "float the boat"...we refer this float the boat saying, when someone is completly smashed, hammered, or simply crunk
Yo, who's gonna Float the Boat this weekend?
by garrett goodman April 30, 2005
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U-boat

(British smoking slang) When you're chilling back with your homeboys smoking up a phat joint, sometimes one will note that one side of the "bifta" burns faster than the other, and will sometimes curl upwards. When this occurs, the joint is said to be a U-boat. This usually happens because of a poorly rolled, uneven joint, or because of excess saliva on the gum side if it has just been rolled. Some synonyms for "U-boating" are "elvising" (in reference to the famous quiffed hairstyle)and "sideying" ( as it is only burnt on one side.)
"What wanker rolled this fucking joint? It's u-boating like a bitch!"

or

"That was a total waste of draw, we only smoked half of it 'cos it sideyed!"
by MikeTheBritishCunt May 14, 2006
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Blood Boat

Leslie: "How's your blood boat holding up?"

Court: "I wouldn't know, I only use tampons.
by Dr. CAndy Awesomefaces August 16, 2008
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row boat

the phrase...its not the size of the ship, its the motion of the ocean...that is bull honkey...its definitly the size that matters....ladies dont ever forget that!!!
4 inch compared to an 7.8 inches
by brittany March 2, 2005
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Get off the Boat

To tell someone to get over something. To get over it.
Mark "I can't text you because it costs money."

Margie "It's only ten cents, get off the boat."
by Christa H June 11, 2006
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whatever floats your boat

A conspicuously dirty-sounding but for the most part undefinable sex slur that can mean mosltly anything, as long as it has to do with sex.
John: God, she (that fugly hobag over there)'s gorgeous, I'd do her in a second.

Max: Whatever floats your boat.
by Max P. September 2, 2005
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Boatman

One of the greatest people ever enjoys casually cruising in his boat
by Nutty nut face June 25, 2014
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