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butt lift

The amazing moment when one, who is usually engaging in foreplay with a woman while on top of her, tries to tug off her pants and she lifts her gluteus maximus to make said action easier. It is the closest thing to her sayin she wants sex. However, don't mistake this action as fully giving consent.
"I was making out with the girl I had been going out with for a little while, and when I reached for her pants, she gave me the butt lift. It was my happiest moment with her up till then."
by macboy1888 July 9, 2005
mugGet the butt liftmug.

Butt doctor

a proctologist,a doctor who specialises in intestines and anuses
"i need to go to the proctologist,i might have colon cancer,i sure hope that butt doctor is gentle"
by misko September 3, 2007
mugGet the Butt doctormug.

Butt Shark

A person who constantly seeks opportunities to kiss ass.
Watch ot for Jones, he's a Butt Shark.

Smith will Shark you to get ahead.

That asshole Jackson sharked me in front of Maintenance Control.
by Ed USN RET March 23, 2006
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butt calipers

A standard system of measurement for determining if a girls booty is in the correct size range. This is done by placing the tips of your thumbs together and pointing your pinkies straight out to determine if a females butt fits within that size range. This system of measurement can be misleading if you have been drinking and your calipers become more flexible leading to a morning of shame and self-loathing.
Situation 1:
Justin: "I was drinking too much last night and my butt calipers caused me to bring home a heffer."

Chris: "That's unfortunate, you should probably chalk this one up to a slump buster"

Situation 2:
Samer: "I saw this girl at the club last night and was so excited when she fit perfectly within my butt calipers. Unfortunately it turns out she was like sixty years old!"

Nick: "You still had sex with her didn't you?"

Samer: "You're focusing on all the wrong details."
by cmoney55 September 9, 2011
mugGet the butt calipersmug.

front butt

When a woman gets so fat her gut resembles a butt. Verticle crack and all.
Mama carries a front butt
by jeffrey November 10, 2004
mugGet the front buttmug.

butt head

by Filly March 24, 2004
mugGet the butt headmug.

butt-head

Shut up beavis, metallica sucks, the singer looks like the cowardly lion.
by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004
mugGet the butt-headmug.

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