2:59 

i think no one likes me

i think 2:59 is a great time

2:59 by Dontknowdontcarehaha April 16, 2023

2:39pm 

the time of day to reference when you are going to commit mildly illegal's actions. usually to do with sexual actions like stc (Slovakian traffic cone), (pineapple sex), and Boston cram pie

its 2:39pm, you know what that means!

2:39pm by cumguzzler42 April 21, 2023

2 Goat 

When Muhammad makes a really good trade offer.

“OK my friend. For you, 2 goat”

2 Goat by MdstandsforMYDICK April 23, 2023

2 fingers up 

You're intensively love in footb⚽️ll

2 fingers up __ if you love football

2 fingers up by certainlyrandom May 1, 2023

2 Minutes to Midnight 

Kill for gain or shoot to maim
But we don't need a reason
The golden goose is on the loose
And never out of season
Blackened pride still burns inside
This shell of bloody treason
Here's my gun for a barrel of fun
For the love of living death
The killer's breed or the demon's seed
The glamour, the fortune, the pain
Go to war again, blood is freedom's stain
Don't you pray for my soul anymore
2 minutes to midnight
The hands that threaten doom
2 minutes to midnight
To kill the unborn in the womb
The blind men shout, "Let the creatures out!
We'll show the unbelievers"
Napalm screams of human flames
For a prime-time Belsen feast, yeah
As the reasons for the carnage cut
Their meat and lick the gravy
We oil the jaws of the war machine
And feed it with our babies
The killer's breed or the demon's seed
The glamour, the fortune, the pain
Go to war again, blood is freedom's stain
Don't you pray for my soul anymore

2 minutes to midnight
The hands that threaten doom
2 minutes to midnight
To kill the unborn in the womb
The body bags and little rags
Of children torn in two
And the jellied brains of those who remain
To put the finger right on you
As the mad men play on words
And make us all dance to their song
To the tune of starving millions
To make a better kind of gun
The killer's breed or the demon's seed
The glamour, the fortune, the pain
Go to war again, blood is freedom's stain
Don't you pray for my soul anymore
2 minutes to midnight
The hands that threaten doom
2 minutes to midnight
To kill the unborn in the womb
Midnight
Midnight
Midnight
It's all night
Midnight
Midnight
Midnight
It's all night
Midnight, all night

2 Minutes to Midnight by Death Menace May 16, 2023

2 girls 1 cup 

The most disgusting video to ever exist. Many people will let their friends, who do not know about it, watch the video and vomit. The video goes like so:

2 girls having lesbian sex
1 takes a shit into a glass cup
The other proceeds to eat the feces.
They then take turns vomiting the feces into each other's mouths.

I am glad that I have not actually watched the video myself, as I would not be able to look at chocolate milk the same.

Person 1: Have you seen 2 girls 1 cup?
Person 2: No
Person 1: I want to film your reaction.
Person 2: Okaaay… It's not bad, is it?
Person 1: Totally not.
Person 2: You. Mother. Fucker.
Person 2: Vomits in person 1's face

2 girls 1 cup by I make words it is fun May 16, 2023

2 inch punnisher 

Small penis

Little jonny had a 2 inch punnisher and made all the girls run

2 inch punnisher by Squalid May 17, 2023