unturn your pockets

When you want someone to take everything out of there pockets and the pocket itself.

The cop asked dequan to unturn your pockets to see if he had any weapons or drugs.

by [Zero] January 23, 2016

Shave Your Beard

To tell someone off over something pointless or ridiculous. Used when your friend is rambling about something that isn’t even your business and you just have to get him to shut the fuck up.

Ron: Yo bro! I talked to that Adrianna girl in school today. She’ll be my prom date! Isn’t this so ex-

Peter: Shave your beard, Ron.

Ron: What?

Peter: I said shave your beard Ron!

by IAmTheOneWhoShits December 9, 2024

National Show me your Tits day

National Show me your Tits day, or NSMYT Day, is the 29th of November, every year.

hey, its National Show me your Tits day, can i see em?

hey did you know its National Show me your Tits day? i feel bad for women.

National Show me your Tits day is today, and damn im happy.

by Artyom Nard November 29, 2021

Find your Hayley

Finding your soulmate. This phrase was made famous by the soap opera Coronation Street where the long suffering, lonely character of Roy Cropper, in fifties found his soulmate Hayley.

Forget about Tinder. Just live your life and you will find your Hayley.

by Corrieface November 12, 2020

pelican your drink

To pelican your drink is to use only your mouth to pick up your glass and then finish your drink by skulling the remaining liquid.

No hands are to be used in the process.
Tip: Usually a thicker glass such as an Australian schooner glass would be used as thinner glass cups such as a wine glass may break.

“Mate I dunno if I can finish my beer hey”
“Just pelican your drink mate, it’ll go down a treat”
“Aw yeah! Thanks mate 😎👍”

by fluffyducky December 28, 2024

protect your cornbread

The presumed need whilst incarcerated to defend ones meal, anal integrity or general well being.

Guy:

"Hey Weev, How will you protect your cornbread while you are being unlawfully imprisoned for doing absolutely nothing wrong?"

Weev:

"I will stab a Ninja that reaches across my plate!"

by wirehead January 28, 2016

Kiss your homie day normally

On December 31, you and your homie have full permission to be each others new years kiss. Go to your closest homie and give them a kiss for good luck in the new year

Bro, it’s December 31 and my girl isn’t here

Well, it’s Kiss your homie day normally, so we might as well kiss

by Tyler Hiera December 31, 2022