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A false flag event involving a poorly rendered swastika, usually in spray paint. These are often deployed by (((certain))) individuals on the side of synagogues etc. They are purposefully painted in an incorrect manner. i.e. wrong angles, sloppy dimensions etc. so as to perpetuate the narrative that the perpetrator was not only a racist anti-semite, but also inept and incompetent. The ultimate goal of the spastika is to convince the public at large that there is some kind of wave of anti-semitic hate crimes.
Wow did you see that spastika on the side of the jewish community center? Whomever did that was trying to perpetuate the myth of fake hate crimes just like Jussie Smollett.
by wirehead March 09, 2019
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When someone is so spgakked out on methamphetamine they are able to spin around in a tornado like fashion like "The Tasmanian Devil" while cleaning their garage.
Man, Lancer just smoked a whole dub sack in one hit. Now he is passing neptune on his way out of the solar system. He's gone spun ducky woo woo.
by wirehead May 26, 2008
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The presumed need whilst incarcerated to defend ones meal, anal integrity or general well being.
Guy:

"Hey Weev, How will you protect your cornbread while you are being unlawfully imprisoned for doing absolutely nothing wrong?"

Weev:

"I will stab a Ninja that reaches across my plate!"
by wirehead November 21, 2015
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