Definitions by wirehead

protect your cornbread 

The presumed need whilst incarcerated to defend ones meal, anal integrity or general well being.

Guy:

"Hey Weev, How will you protect your cornbread while you are being unlawfully imprisoned for doing absolutely nothing wrong?"

Weev:

"I will stab a Ninja that reaches across my plate!"

protect your cornbread by wirehead January 28, 2016

spun ducky woo woo

When someone is so spgakked out on methamphetamine they are able to spin around in a tornado like fashion like "The Tasmanian Devil" while cleaning their garage.

Man, Lancer just smoked a whole dub sack in one hit. Now he is passing neptune on his way out of the solar system. He's gone spun ducky woo woo.

spun ducky woo woo by wirehead May 26, 2008