2 definitions by wirehead

protect your cornbread

The presumed need whilst incarcerated to defend ones meal, anal integrity or general well being.

Guy:

"Hey Weev, How will you protect your cornbread while you are being unlawfully imprisoned for doing absolutely nothing wrong?"

Weev:

"I will stab a Ninja that reaches across my plate!"

by wirehead November 21, 2015

spun ducky woo woo

When someone is so spgakked out on methamphetamine they are able to spin around in a tornado like fashion like "The Tasmanian Devil" while cleaning their garage.

Man, Lancer just smoked a whole dub sack in one hit. Now he is passing neptune on his way out of the solar system. He's gone spun ducky woo woo.

by wirehead May 26, 2008