Betrayal Shit

When you go to fart, but you actually shit your pants.

Dammit Tim, whenever I laugh at your horrible jokes I get the betrayal shits.

by SUDONYMMUTHAFUCKA February 17, 2015

Monday Shits

1. term used when you have common amounts of work on Monday.
2. Also used where every Monday You wake up taking a crap or coming home and taking a crap.
3. Where you have a tremendous amount of work on Monday.

Great more work from school, classic case of the Monday Shits.

by Rightfulone411 February 18, 2015

dog shit snow ball

A snow ball containing hidden dog shit.

Tommy knew that the nuclear option was using a dog shit snow ball.

by autmwnd February 25, 2015

Shit Haul

Some one who is useless, like a dead weight

c'mon shit haul you're slowing us down

by Shit haul March 2, 2015

shit menu

All the examples or reasons why someone or something is a total piece of shit.

"Why do I think that your football team is a piece of shit? Well, let's look at the shit menu, starting with your Rehab Pussy Rehababack...."

by Sublimesq March 2, 2015

Shit on a stick

You're giving anal to someone and they shit on your dick
Every hole's a goal

Shit on a stick

by WeAreTheOppositeOfAwesome March 20, 2015

Shit-Chicken

A girl that is not good looking, but you have no other options if you want to get laid that night

Yeah man, I can't do anything tonight, I have this shit-chicken coming over later on

by Lopez219 March 27, 2015