Dairy trained

Insertion of any dairy products into one’s partners asshole as a means of sexual fore play.

So I have some yogurt in the fridge, wanna get dairy trained?

by Pickle Reid April 18, 2018

sports trainer

Glorified water boy.

Hey sports trainer, Can I get water?

by wordluver27 October 12, 2017

Turbo Trainer Service

A fictional service used to justify lack of participation in virtual cycling events.

Sorry I cant race tonight because my turbo trainer service.

by c0aster January 24, 2018

Garbage Trade

A fair trade in fantasy football where the receiver of the offer is afraid of change and needs an excuse to get out of it.

Alex would have gotten Dak Prescott AND Alshon Jeffrey, but he turned it down and called it a garbage trade because he didn't know exactly how well they'd do for the rest of the season.

by JackLovesHappyHour September 26, 2018

Toblerone Trade-off

To stand ass-to-ass with another person while transferring a stiff turd from one anus to another. Nougat and caramel not needed...

Hey bro, you bored? Hows about you come on over after work and we do a toblerone trade-off????

by Filthy fly February 27, 2019

corporate trade

A Business man who messes with other men but no one would know by their appearance or talking to them. They most likely are married and have a family. They keep a kept man on the side.

Corporate Trade

I’m tired of working all the time , I need corporate trade, and not these street boys with no job!

by Vjamaal May 22, 2019

Sub-Trailer Trash

When you're not even good enough to be trailer trash, but you still desperately try.

You probably live in a subway car, much the same way as trailer park trash lives in a trailer. Except, you have literally no class.

Bob is Cletus' sub-trailer trash neighbor. Rumor has it, he eats, sleeps, and cooks in his bathroom, which is a hole in the floor of the subway car he lives in. May or may not also be a methhead.

by President Evil 2045 June 2, 2019