Problem Topped

(Variations: ing, er)

When someone has a problem and the person they are describing that problem to tries to either come up with, or tell a story that is better than the other person's.

Woman: I'm making a big commitment because I'm getting married.
Guy: I'm making a big commitment by marrying a girl that I got pregnant.
Guy: You've just been problem topped.

by Fonzalator January 13, 2009

top cookies

The act of sniping the top corner in hockey. A shortened version of "top shelf, where grandma keeps the cookies".

I just sniped top cookies after a nice backhand toe dizzle.

by rekcil sinep April 13, 2009

Top Tatter

In The Total Bro Sports Of Hockey And Lacrosse. When A Goal Is Scored In The Upper Part Of The Net Around The Post, Sometimes Hitting The Post And Going Bar Down, For A Goal.

Bar Down Snipes.

Poppin' Ginos Top Tatter!

Hey Look #16 Just Gave #24 A Goal Top Tatter

by CaptainBarron October 4, 2010

Top bins

A shot used in football, a fucking screma drilled into, the upper 90s the goalie will be quivering in his fucking boots when he sees a rocket like that, it’s always fucking bibical however does this accomplishment is known as the fucking king of the field and will forever be known as father. An absolute world class hit

When you watch Ronaldo play you will watch around 3 absolute fucking screma stop bins

by jalen brunshim May 17, 2023

top jelly

the liquidy jelly on top of the real jelly.

Mmm this top jelly is great!

by A-iric May 19, 2007

Top Gun

The high vantage point all school shooters go to get the most kills.

Better put more security at Top Gun

by Mr.sirr August 11, 2020

fuzz top

The back view of the person's head in the car in front of you, usually an old person because of the characteristically fuzzy, curly mass that encompasses an elderly persons hair. A fuzz top can be spotted not going over 10 mph and causing you to become frustrated when stuck behind one in traffic. A casual swear term that wont offend grams.

1. That Fuzz Top cant even see over the steering wheel of that beat ass Caddy
2. MOVE IT YOU FUZZ TOP!
3. Sorry Im late, I hope you'll understand I was stuck behind a Fuzz Top.

by CouRtney June 4, 2004